• when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Źródło: teamrocketing, via geniusly)

spiritpotato:

if you protest outside of abortion clinics and yell at women going to get abortions you are literally the worst kind of person

(via run-for-it-all)

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

image

(via spongebobs-nipples)

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

(via spongebobs-nipples)

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

(Źródło: metallics, via spoof)